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Paracha Vayichla'h : Yaakov & Adolf

La parachat Vayichla'h rapporte le retour en Terre d'Israël de Yaacov après 34 ans d'exil. Au regard des détails qui nous sont livrés, plusieurs questions se posent. Ce à quoi, à l'appui des écrits de nos sages, Rav Chaya répond par des interprétations personnelles assez parlantes....
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HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS!!!!!
God went to the Arabs and said,
'I have some Commandments I'd like to pass that will make your lives better.'
The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
And the Lord said, 'They are rules to live by.'
'Can you give us an example?'
'Thou shall not kill.'
'Not kill? We're not interested..'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'
The Blacks also wanted an example, and the Lord said,
'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? Most of us don't even know who our fathers are.
We're not interested.'
Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments.'
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said
'Thou shall not steal.'
'Not steal? Anything? We're not interested.'
Then He went to the French and said,
'I have Commandments.'

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

'Sacre bleu!!! No adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,
'I have Commandments.'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'Good, we'll take 10 to start with.'

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I apologize to any group that I've not offended.............but will keep trying.


Envoyé par S. - le Lundi 26 Novembre 2012 à 04:11
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